Wednesday, February 20, 2008

still a bad runner rant

Suddenly in these past few weeks, I dread running. 60 degrees is too cold to go out. It's too windy. The grey sky is too depressing. My legs are tired. Why did I sign up for another marathon anyway? I don't want to run a marathon. There's too much going on in my life. The cats need me around to help them adjust to their new home. I need to sell my condo. I need to plan a wedding party. I need to plan a wedding ceremony. Running is hard. Running takes time. I'm tired of my same old routes. I'm going to miss my old routes when I move. I hate running during rush hour. Maybe I'll sign up for Oprah's online book club. I'm hungry. I can't run when I'm hungry. I can't run when I'm full. It's too dark to run.

How about that. I actually feel a little better now. Okay, okay, I'm going.


Anne said...

That's the best PMS imitation I've read in a long time.

Paulie said...

wow, those feelings sound so familiar -- except that I am not a female. ;)